I flew North this past weekend to visit Jason & Lola, and when I was leaving on Monday I totally went through one of these new crazy ass full body scanners at San Jose Intl . I had trouble looking the TSA dude in the eyes... totally smirked at him. Have any of you gone through one of these things yet?
The only thing that went through my mind when they told me to spread my legs, put my hands above my head, and not to move for a few seconds was the picture I posted above. But I'm okay with being x-rayed as long as everyone else gets violated too (which they do), and no one is singled out.
P.S. Guess who I saw at the airport when I landed in Burbank? It's sooooo lame, but I SAW THE JETBLUE FLIGHT ATTENDANT THAT WENT BANANAS, QUIT, & SLID DOWN THE EMERGENCY EXIT SLIDE hahahahhahahhahahaha that was probably disappointing for you to read, but it made me giggle when I realized who it was.
I also wanted to bring Lola a bone in my suitcase, but I was concerned a narcotics K-9 might confuse the rawhide for drugs :-)
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